Tuesday, 2 February 2021

I broke the human

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I am feeling pretty great today, I finally showed my pet human who's boss. I mean that whole insta shaming thing actually annoyed me.

So I seeked a little revenge, I carried on chewing my playhouse. The human, ignored me for a while and just sat on the sofa with a face like a slapped ass.
I was persistent tho, and carried on, I was getting quite tired, revenge is tiring.

Eventually my human got up and walked off, I was also going to suggest she dyes them roots. I don't judge, but she's going grey.

The next minute she's back with quite a large bottle of Bailey's,  hahaha I cracked her and finally made her resort to alcohol. 

Oh but wait ✋ thats not the best part. Her insta shaming back fired,  my insta friends basically congratulated me. You see my new buddies understand and get me. Oh how I love them, now what else can I nibble on???

-Bunny πŸ°πŸ–€πŸ€˜

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