I am feeling pretty great today, I finally showed my pet human who's boss. I mean that whole insta shaming thing actually annoyed me.
So I seeked a little revenge, I carried on chewing my playhouse. The human, ignored me for a while and just sat on the sofa with a face like a slapped ass.
I was persistent tho, and carried on, I was getting quite tired, revenge is tiring.
Eventually my human got up and walked off, I was also going to suggest she dyes them roots. I don't judge, but she's going grey.
The next minute she's back with quite a large bottle of Bailey's, hahaha I cracked her and finally made her resort to alcohol.
Oh but wait ✋ thats not the best part. Her insta shaming back fired, my insta friends basically congratulated me. You see my new buddies understand and get me. Oh how I love them, now what else can I nibble on???
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