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Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I locked my human up

Good morning,  and what a glorious morning it is.

I finally taught this human who the real boss is. I wouldn't say it was delicious, sweet revenge. More epic, pick of the crop revenge.

I trapped mouth all mighty in our playpen. Its ok though, I let her have water and some hay.

I really should let her out soon,its been a while.

Do I feel guilty? Erm....nope 😅. Its quite amusing to watch, hold on a second.

......back, sorry the human was chewing the cage. 

Don't understand why she's not eating her hay, such a waste. This crazy lady tried using the litter box, but damn that squishy bottom is not going to fit.

I deserve a medal, if you think about it I'm also helping her. Forever moaning about her weight,so with my diet of hay and water the weight will drop off.

Yet am I being thanked???? No, im getting death stares.

Well I better hop to it, I want to destroy the place and poop everywhere.

Have a grand day, I know I will.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘