I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

1.50am and .....

Good morning,

So its 1.50 am and my human is in a bad mood, nothing new there. Shes cranky and doesn't seem amused that we woke her.

Yet when she's sleeping, she sounds like a helicopter, honestly her snoring is loud. I nudged her earlier during the night, to say stop it. 

As I got closer to her face,I noticed she was drooling.  Such a state, I mean her hair was stuck to her face......what a hot mess.

If you ask me it was her own fault She got woken up. 

I was feeling a little peckish,  so started chomping this quite yucky hay, turns out it was my humans hair.

Now I don't want to be mean but her hair is so dry and damaged, it was easy to assume it was hay.

If I was her I would invest in hair treatment ASAP and also get them split ends sorted.

People love people, who love themselves.

Jeeze I'm not one to judge but, you can kind of see why she's single. 

If she actually stayed still I could have sorted them split ends. Yet she decided to mumble and get out of bed.

Then Ginger was destroying her bed,  ahh revenge at its greatest. I honestly think she needs to chill, I let her have at least 3 hours sleep.

Well oddly enough now I feel sleepy , now she's dealing with Ginger in the other room I have peace,  nap time .

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

dat ass

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘