phantom pooper

Morning everyone, 

The human lady awoke to find poop everywhere, of course she blamed me.

I said it was a phantom pooper, and I tried to stop him but alas I could not.

"Do you know who I am?", I wasn't quite sure if this required an answer, or she generally forgot who she was?

"I am,your owner", good lord has she been watching star wars???

She carried on ranting about a litter tray and learning to use it. If you got to go,you got to go. I don't get the issue, she has a robot cleaner.

I'm just going to keep living my best Bunny life. 

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I'm in Time out.

Today was good until I was put in time out. My human was at work,then comes home and sees someone has been chewing.

Now a week ago, the wannabe boss buys me and Ginger,this cat scratch toy playhouse,so we can hide and scratch. 

So she gets out the vacuum....again, I mean honestly its such a noisy robot. Then she spots a hole in the playhouse,  so yes she blames me again.

I said it wasn't me, and looked quite pleased with myself. 

Mouth almighty proceeds to ask "do I look like I'm laughing?".

All I said was,  "do I look like a cat?".

Then before I know it, I'm in time out.

I Will show her that I am the boss.

Goodnight friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤