world wide domination

Oh haaayyy,

So the human finally did something right, I know its about time.

She had a painting done of me, which honestly should have been done ages ago,after all im the boss.

I also think we need stamps done of me, because I can't take over the world without a stamp ....its the law, well I think. 

The next stage is to get a throne, now where does one get a throne 🤔

Also my name is now Queen Bunny....it will catch on.

-Queen Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

The wimp

Haaaay friends,

So today has just been the human moaning about the covid jab, I mean yeah it may have stung, but honestly let it go. 

I was the one that got spayed last month and I wasn't wimpering. 

Like I'm a rabbit what does she want from me, she at one point wanted cuddles well not today Satan. 

Yes I should be kinder, but I have been subjected to awful first class cheesey music. 

I like metal music not repetitive pop music. 

You know what she should be doing is keeping busy,  like I dunno giving me treats and cleaning my poop.

Also I may have a bit her, and I was actually trying to help,  you know diverting pain from her arm. Do I get a thank you, noooooo just a look of death. 

Speaking of death, she looked like crap this morning, and went out with no make up, I mean seriously love sort it out. 

Anyways best go, I can hear the human moaning....again.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

R.I.P Human

Its with the great sadness......bleh ok fine the human isn't dead. 

However she's treading a very fine line of me not suffocating her whilst she sleeps.

Honestly recently she seems to have a love for really cheesy music if you follow us on Instagram you know exactly what I mean.

I bet your thinking there's nothing wrong with some old classics and there isn't, however cheeky girls is a step to far.

Its also everyday, everyday damn it. Also she dances along and sings along like she's cool.

In my little Bunny head, I've actually killed her multiple times.

Today I've had to put with this song called  macarina and along with some dance. I've tried putting her up for sale as well, yet no one will take her away.

Please please, anyone someone talk to her, or whack her I don't care.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤