I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

dat ass

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I locked my human up

Good morning,  and what a glorious morning it is.

I finally taught this human who the real boss is. I wouldn't say it was delicious, sweet revenge. More epic, pick of the crop revenge.

I trapped mouth all mighty in our playpen. Its ok though, I let her have water and some hay.

I really should let her out soon,its been a while.

Do I feel guilty? Erm....nope 😅. Its quite amusing to watch, hold on a second.

......back, sorry the human was chewing the cage. 

Don't understand why she's not eating her hay, such a waste. This crazy lady tried using the litter box, but damn that squishy bottom is not going to fit.

I deserve a medal, if you think about it I'm also helping her. Forever moaning about her weight,so with my diet of hay and water the weight will drop off.

Yet am I being thanked???? No, im getting death stares.

Well I better hop to it, I want to destroy the place and poop everywhere.

Have a grand day, I know I will.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

when will she learn?

Good evening one and all,

So yet again the human really does not learn from her mistakes.

This afternoon the human one decided to put up the new cat playhouse for me and Ginger.

Now as most of you are aware someone chewed the last one.

Now you would think common sense would set in, but nope,this human just has tumble weed running threw her head.

I watched her disapprovingly putting this new home together,  I mean honestly we all know it won't last long.

I just don't get it, does she think the suspect who chewed the last one, is going to be like "oh I learnt my lesson last time,I won't chew this one".

It doesn't stop there, she started moaning ....again about my pooping. Yes I have a litter box,but then it's more fun watching her clean up after me.

I have attached a photo of this new playhouse. Seriously what is with the pattern??

Does she think I'm a leopard? Its very like bam in your face.

I wonder what smart ideas she comes up with next.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I'm back

Good morning,

I was put on a blog ban by you guessed my human.

Apparently she didn't find it funny what I was posting.

I however find it amusing, revenge will be mine.

Yesterday was good, I think I got told off once. All because I wouldn't wear a harness, this women thinks she can control me, I think not lady.

A harness, please I can be trusted to go out without one. I tried pleading my case,but she was all like shall we look at your track record Bunny.

Making out like she's got daily recordings of my misbehaviour.

Why doesn't she get, lifes hard for a rabbit. You know I have to wait to be fed, poop on the floor, chew to get attention.

What does she do, just work and leaves me behind.

Its not hard to see who's really at fault.

Oh then she saw me chewing the sofa,  I explained i was cleaning it for her.

Sometimes I feel she's ungrateful, like hello you didn't clean properly and I'm helping.

All I'm suggesting is maybe she follow Mrs.Hinch.

Again not judging....much

Lets see what today brings.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I win human

Good evening humans and fluffy ones.

My human tried to insta shame me this evening. All because I chewed a cat playhouse, she only saw part of the damage, as she's doing her live I decided to show her the other part I'd ruined. 

It was funny, so I carried on chewing whilst she was live,figured she can't put me in time out if she's busy.

I mean one entrance into a playhouse, I need at least 2, so I'm just creating a new entrance. Do I get thank you for it, nooooo.

Lets be honest people want too see me destroy right??? 

Anyways I best go, the human is eyeballing me.

Goodnight  friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤