I win human

Good evening humans and fluffy ones.

My human tried to insta shame me this evening. All because I chewed a cat playhouse, she only saw part of the damage, as she's doing her live I decided to show her the other part I'd ruined. 

It was funny, so I carried on chewing whilst she was live,figured she can't put me in time out if she's busy.

I mean one entrance into a playhouse, I need at least 2, so I'm just creating a new entrance. Do I get thank you for it, nooooo.

Lets be honest people want too see me destroy right??? 

Anyways I best go, the human is eyeballing me.

Goodnight  friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

I am,your alarm ⏰

Good morning friends,

I finally got payback on the human, I remembered that she didn't have work this morning and was planning on having a lay in. 

Well I had other ideas, so just before 4am it was my time to shine like a diamond. 

So I zoomed around the living room, multiple times. I got tired and noticed my plot wasn't working. So i took a furry paw step further, I scratched at the door.

Then after 10 mins of scratching,I heard footsteps. The human came in like a zombie, im not judging but she could have brushed her hair first. Infact I swear I saw drool from her mouth.

Of course she blamed me,  I said honestly I was just relaxing when a cat came in scratched and left.

The human clearly didn't believe me, and said the door is locked, and we live in a raised flat,how will a cat get in. See she's always arguing, I said how do you know the cat didn't fly....supercat.

The lady then called me pinocchio and walked off in a sleepy state.

So that was my morning, im actually feeling a little smug today.

Have a great weekend friends 

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

That's right blame me....again🐰

Today was going well, I was free roaming and living my best fluffy life. Then the human comes home from work and spots poop on the sofa. 

Now what I should add is i have a sister who lives here called Ginger. Ginger is a fluffy suck up to the human and small human. I keep telling Ginger let out your inner rockstar,but alas she won't.

So the human spots said poop and honestly had an attitude about it, you guessed it she blamed me.

 I explained that maybe it was Ginger and how does she know its poop? Maybe its a chocolate peanut? Maybe the small human did it?

Miss attitude had an answer to everything, It wasn't Ginger as she wasn't in the room and the small human is 10 years old.

Lets see what tomorrow brings, but if Mrs smart ass thinks its over, it isn't,I plan to poop in her bed. That will show her.

Goodnight friends 😴 

-Bunny 🐰🤘