I finally got payback on the human, I remembered that she didn't have work this morning and was planning on having a lay in.
Well I had other ideas, so just before 4am it was my time to shine like a diamond.
So I zoomed around the living room, multiple times. I got tired and noticed my plot wasn't working. So i took a furry paw step further, I scratched at the door.
Then after 10 mins of scratching,I heard footsteps. The human came in like a zombie, im not judging but she could have brushed her hair first. Infact I swear I saw drool from her mouth.
Of course she blamed me, I said honestly I was just relaxing when a cat came in scratched and left.
The human clearly didn't believe me, and said the door is locked, and we live in a raised flat,how will a cat get in. See she's always arguing, I said how do you know the cat didn't fly....supercat.
The lady then called me pinocchio and walked off in a sleepy state.
So that was my morning, im actually feeling a little smug today.
Have a great weekend friends
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