I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

I win human

Good evening humans and fluffy ones.

My human tried to insta shame me this evening. All because I chewed a cat playhouse, she only saw part of the damage, as she's doing her live I decided to show her the other part I'd ruined. 

It was funny, so I carried on chewing whilst she was live,figured she can't put me in time out if she's busy.

I mean one entrance into a playhouse, I need at least 2, so I'm just creating a new entrance. Do I get thank you for it, nooooo.

Lets be honest people want too see me destroy right??? 

Anyways I best go, the human is eyeballing me.

Goodnight  friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

I'm in Time out.

Today was good until I was put in time out. My human was at work,then comes home and sees someone has been chewing.

Now a week ago, the wannabe boss buys me and Ginger,this cat scratch toy playhouse,so we can hide and scratch. 

So she gets out the vacuum....again, I mean honestly its such a noisy robot. Then she spots a hole in the playhouse,  so yes she blames me again.

I said it wasn't me, and looked quite pleased with myself. 

Mouth almighty proceeds to ask "do I look like I'm laughing?".

All I said was,  "do I look like a cat?".

Then before I know it, I'm in time out.

I Will show her that I am the boss.

Goodnight friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

I am,your alarm ⏰

Good morning friends,

I finally got payback on the human, I remembered that she didn't have work this morning and was planning on having a lay in. 

Well I had other ideas, so just before 4am it was my time to shine like a diamond. 

So I zoomed around the living room, multiple times. I got tired and noticed my plot wasn't working. So i took a furry paw step further, I scratched at the door.

Then after 10 mins of scratching,I heard footsteps. The human came in like a zombie, im not judging but she could have brushed her hair first. Infact I swear I saw drool from her mouth.

Of course she blamed me,  I said honestly I was just relaxing when a cat came in scratched and left.

The human clearly didn't believe me, and said the door is locked, and we live in a raised flat,how will a cat get in. See she's always arguing, I said how do you know the cat didn't fly....supercat.

The lady then called me pinocchio and walked off in a sleepy state.

So that was my morning, im actually feeling a little smug today.

Have a great weekend friends 

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

Introduction 🐰🖤

Good morning fellow bunnies and humans.

My name is Bunny, however my human thinks its funny to nickname me: The Destroyer.

I feel I need to explain the nickname, my human blamed me for a chewed cushion. Insane right? Let me explain what really happened, I was minding my own business and then bam the cushion just exploded. 

For some unknown reason,the following day a racoon came in and chewed through the vacuum cleaner charger. The human for some strange reason did not believe me.

I am fluffy and cute, so I don't get why I keep getting the blame for items exploding.

I have decided to document my life with the human as I feel I need my space to vent, as she uses Instagram to shame me

Well lady I too will shame you.

Oh lord here she comes,I best do a binky and look cute. 

🐰 Bunny