I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

1.50am and .....

Good morning,

So its 1.50 am and my human is in a bad mood, nothing new there. Shes cranky and doesn't seem amused that we woke her.

Yet when she's sleeping, she sounds like a helicopter, honestly her snoring is loud. I nudged her earlier during the night, to say stop it. 

As I got closer to her face,I noticed she was drooling.  Such a state, I mean her hair was stuck to her face......what a hot mess.

If you ask me it was her own fault She got woken up. 

I was feeling a little peckish,  so started chomping this quite yucky hay, turns out it was my humans hair.

Now I don't want to be mean but her hair is so dry and damaged, it was easy to assume it was hay.

If I was her I would invest in hair treatment ASAP and also get them split ends sorted.

People love people, who love themselves.

Jeeze I'm not one to judge but, you can kind of see why she's single. 

If she actually stayed still I could have sorted them split ends. Yet she decided to mumble and get out of bed.

Then Ginger was destroying her bed,  ahh revenge at its greatest. I honestly think she needs to chill, I let her have at least 3 hours sleep.

Well oddly enough now I feel sleepy , now she's dealing with Ginger in the other room I have peace,  nap time .

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

dat ass

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

when will she learn?

Good evening one and all,

So yet again the human really does not learn from her mistakes.

This afternoon the human one decided to put up the new cat playhouse for me and Ginger.

Now as most of you are aware someone chewed the last one.

Now you would think common sense would set in, but nope,this human just has tumble weed running threw her head.

I watched her disapprovingly putting this new home together,  I mean honestly we all know it won't last long.

I just don't get it, does she think the suspect who chewed the last one, is going to be like "oh I learnt my lesson last time,I won't chew this one".

It doesn't stop there, she started moaning ....again about my pooping. Yes I have a litter box,but then it's more fun watching her clean up after me.

I have attached a photo of this new playhouse. Seriously what is with the pattern??

Does she think I'm a leopard? Its very like bam in your face.

I wonder what smart ideas she comes up with next.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I'm back

Good morning,

I was put on a blog ban by you guessed my human.

Apparently she didn't find it funny what I was posting.

I however find it amusing, revenge will be mine.

Yesterday was good, I think I got told off once. All because I wouldn't wear a harness, this women thinks she can control me, I think not lady.

A harness, please I can be trusted to go out without one. I tried pleading my case,but she was all like shall we look at your track record Bunny.

Making out like she's got daily recordings of my misbehaviour.

Why doesn't she get, lifes hard for a rabbit. You know I have to wait to be fed, poop on the floor, chew to get attention.

What does she do, just work and leaves me behind.

Its not hard to see who's really at fault.

Oh then she saw me chewing the sofa,  I explained i was cleaning it for her.

Sometimes I feel she's ungrateful, like hello you didn't clean properly and I'm helping.

All I'm suggesting is maybe she follow Mrs.Hinch.

Again not judging....much

Lets see what today brings.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

phantom pooper

Morning everyone, 

The human lady awoke to find poop everywhere, of course she blamed me.

I said it was a phantom pooper, and I tried to stop him but alas I could not.

"Do you know who I am?", I wasn't quite sure if this required an answer, or she generally forgot who she was?

"I am,your owner", good lord has she been watching star wars???

She carried on ranting about a litter tray and learning to use it. If you got to go,you got to go. I don't get the issue, she has a robot cleaner.

I'm just going to keep living my best Bunny life. 

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I broke the human

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I am feeling pretty great today, I finally showed my pet human who's boss. I mean that whole insta shaming thing actually annoyed me.

So I seeked a little revenge, I carried on chewing my playhouse. The human, ignored me for a while and just sat on the sofa with a face like a slapped ass.

I was persistent tho, and carried on, I was getting quite tired, revenge is tiring.

Eventually my human got up and walked off, I was also going to suggest she dyes them roots. I don't judge, but she's going grey.

The next minute she's back with quite a large bottle of Bailey's,  hahaha I cracked her and finally made her resort to alcohol. 

Oh but wait ✋ thats not the best part. Her insta shaming back fired,  my insta friends basically congratulated me. You see my new buddies understand and get me. Oh how I love them, now what else can I nibble on???

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I am,your alarm ⏰

Good morning friends,

I finally got payback on the human, I remembered that she didn't have work this morning and was planning on having a lay in. 

Well I had other ideas, so just before 4am it was my time to shine like a diamond. 

So I zoomed around the living room, multiple times. I got tired and noticed my plot wasn't working. So i took a furry paw step further, I scratched at the door.

Then after 10 mins of scratching,I heard footsteps. The human came in like a zombie, im not judging but she could have brushed her hair first. Infact I swear I saw drool from her mouth.

Of course she blamed me,  I said honestly I was just relaxing when a cat came in scratched and left.

The human clearly didn't believe me, and said the door is locked, and we live in a raised flat,how will a cat get in. See she's always arguing, I said how do you know the cat didn't fly....supercat.

The lady then called me pinocchio and walked off in a sleepy state.

So that was my morning, im actually feeling a little smug today.

Have a great weekend friends 

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤