R.I.P Human

Its with the great sadness......bleh ok fine the human isn't dead. 

However she's treading a very fine line of me not suffocating her whilst she sleeps.

Honestly recently she seems to have a love for really cheesy music if you follow us on Instagram you know exactly what I mean.

I bet your thinking there's nothing wrong with some old classics and there isn't, however cheeky girls is a step to far.

Its also everyday, everyday damn it. Also she dances along and sings along like she's cool.

In my little Bunny head, I've actually killed her multiple times.

Today I've had to put with this song called  macarina and along with some dance. I've tried putting her up for sale as well, yet no one will take her away.

Please please, anyone someone talk to her, or whack her I don't care.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

1.50am and .....

Good morning,

So its 1.50 am and my human is in a bad mood, nothing new there. Shes cranky and doesn't seem amused that we woke her.

Yet when she's sleeping, she sounds like a helicopter, honestly her snoring is loud. I nudged her earlier during the night, to say stop it. 

As I got closer to her face,I noticed she was drooling.  Such a state, I mean her hair was stuck to her face......what a hot mess.

If you ask me it was her own fault She got woken up. 

I was feeling a little peckish,  so started chomping this quite yucky hay, turns out it was my humans hair.

Now I don't want to be mean but her hair is so dry and damaged, it was easy to assume it was hay.

If I was her I would invest in hair treatment ASAP and also get them split ends sorted.

People love people, who love themselves.

Jeeze I'm not one to judge but, you can kind of see why she's single. 

If she actually stayed still I could have sorted them split ends. Yet she decided to mumble and get out of bed.

Then Ginger was destroying her bed,  ahh revenge at its greatest. I honestly think she needs to chill, I let her have at least 3 hours sleep.

Well oddly enough now I feel sleepy , now she's dealing with Ginger in the other room I have peace,  nap time .

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

dat ass

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

when will she learn?

Good evening one and all,

So yet again the human really does not learn from her mistakes.

This afternoon the human one decided to put up the new cat playhouse for me and Ginger.

Now as most of you are aware someone chewed the last one.

Now you would think common sense would set in, but nope,this human just has tumble weed running threw her head.

I watched her disapprovingly putting this new home together,  I mean honestly we all know it won't last long.

I just don't get it, does she think the suspect who chewed the last one, is going to be like "oh I learnt my lesson last time,I won't chew this one".

It doesn't stop there, she started moaning ....again about my pooping. Yes I have a litter box,but then it's more fun watching her clean up after me.

I have attached a photo of this new playhouse. Seriously what is with the pattern??

Does she think I'm a leopard? Its very like bam in your face.

I wonder what smart ideas she comes up with next.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

phantom pooper

Morning everyone, 

The human lady awoke to find poop everywhere, of course she blamed me.

I said it was a phantom pooper, and I tried to stop him but alas I could not.

"Do you know who I am?", I wasn't quite sure if this required an answer, or she generally forgot who she was?

"I am,your owner", good lord has she been watching star wars???

She carried on ranting about a litter tray and learning to use it. If you got to go,you got to go. I don't get the issue, she has a robot cleaner.

I'm just going to keep living my best Bunny life. 

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I'm in Time out.

Today was good until I was put in time out. My human was at work,then comes home and sees someone has been chewing.

Now a week ago, the wannabe boss buys me and Ginger,this cat scratch toy playhouse,so we can hide and scratch. 

So she gets out the vacuum....again, I mean honestly its such a noisy robot. Then she spots a hole in the playhouse,  so yes she blames me again.

I said it wasn't me, and looked quite pleased with myself. 

Mouth almighty proceeds to ask "do I look like I'm laughing?".

All I said was,  "do I look like a cat?".

Then before I know it, I'm in time out.

I Will show her that I am the boss.

Goodnight friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

Introduction 🐰🖤

Good morning fellow bunnies and humans.

My name is Bunny, however my human thinks its funny to nickname me: The Destroyer.

I feel I need to explain the nickname, my human blamed me for a chewed cushion. Insane right? Let me explain what really happened, I was minding my own business and then bam the cushion just exploded. 

For some unknown reason,the following day a racoon came in and chewed through the vacuum cleaner charger. The human for some strange reason did not believe me.

I am fluffy and cute, so I don't get why I keep getting the blame for items exploding.

I have decided to document my life with the human as I feel I need my space to vent, as she uses Instagram to shame me

Well lady I too will shame you.

Oh lord here she comes,I best do a binky and look cute. 

🐰 Bunny