I locked my human up

Good morning,  and what a glorious morning it is.

I finally taught this human who the real boss is. I wouldn't say it was delicious, sweet revenge. More epic, pick of the crop revenge.

I trapped mouth all mighty in our playpen. Its ok though, I let her have water and some hay.

I really should let her out soon,its been a while.

Do I feel guilty? Erm....nope 😅. Its quite amusing to watch, hold on a second.

......back, sorry the human was chewing the cage. 

Don't understand why she's not eating her hay, such a waste. This crazy lady tried using the litter box, but damn that squishy bottom is not going to fit.

I deserve a medal, if you think about it I'm also helping her. Forever moaning about her weight,so with my diet of hay and water the weight will drop off.

Yet am I being thanked???? No, im getting death stares.

Well I better hop to it, I want to destroy the place and poop everywhere.

Have a grand day, I know I will.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I'm back

Good morning,

I was put on a blog ban by you guessed my human.

Apparently she didn't find it funny what I was posting.

I however find it amusing, revenge will be mine.

Yesterday was good, I think I got told off once. All because I wouldn't wear a harness, this women thinks she can control me, I think not lady.

A harness, please I can be trusted to go out without one. I tried pleading my case,but she was all like shall we look at your track record Bunny.

Making out like she's got daily recordings of my misbehaviour.

Why doesn't she get, lifes hard for a rabbit. You know I have to wait to be fed, poop on the floor, chew to get attention.

What does she do, just work and leaves me behind.

Its not hard to see who's really at fault.

Oh then she saw me chewing the sofa,  I explained i was cleaning it for her.

Sometimes I feel she's ungrateful, like hello you didn't clean properly and I'm helping.

All I'm suggesting is maybe she follow Mrs.Hinch.

Again not judging....much

Lets see what today brings.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

phantom pooper

Morning everyone, 

The human lady awoke to find poop everywhere, of course she blamed me.

I said it was a phantom pooper, and I tried to stop him but alas I could not.

"Do you know who I am?", I wasn't quite sure if this required an answer, or she generally forgot who she was?

"I am,your owner", good lord has she been watching star wars???

She carried on ranting about a litter tray and learning to use it. If you got to go,you got to go. I don't get the issue, she has a robot cleaner.

I'm just going to keep living my best Bunny life. 

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I broke the human

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I am feeling pretty great today, I finally showed my pet human who's boss. I mean that whole insta shaming thing actually annoyed me.

So I seeked a little revenge, I carried on chewing my playhouse. The human, ignored me for a while and just sat on the sofa with a face like a slapped ass.

I was persistent tho, and carried on, I was getting quite tired, revenge is tiring.

Eventually my human got up and walked off, I was also going to suggest she dyes them roots. I don't judge, but she's going grey.

The next minute she's back with quite a large bottle of Bailey's,  hahaha I cracked her and finally made her resort to alcohol. 

Oh but wait ✋ thats not the best part. Her insta shaming back fired,  my insta friends basically congratulated me. You see my new buddies understand and get me. Oh how I love them, now what else can I nibble on???

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘