dat ass

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I win human

Good evening humans and fluffy ones.

My human tried to insta shame me this evening. All because I chewed a cat playhouse, she only saw part of the damage, as she's doing her live I decided to show her the other part I'd ruined. 

It was funny, so I carried on chewing whilst she was live,figured she can't put me in time out if she's busy.

I mean one entrance into a playhouse, I need at least 2, so I'm just creating a new entrance. Do I get thank you for it, nooooo.

Lets be honest people want too see me destroy right??? 

Anyways I best go, the human is eyeballing me.

Goodnight  friends.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

That's right blame me....again🐰

Today was going well, I was free roaming and living my best fluffy life. Then the human comes home from work and spots poop on the sofa. 

Now what I should add is i have a sister who lives here called Ginger. Ginger is a fluffy suck up to the human and small human. I keep telling Ginger let out your inner rockstar,but alas she won't.

So the human spots said poop and honestly had an attitude about it, you guessed it she blamed me.

 I explained that maybe it was Ginger and how does she know its poop? Maybe its a chocolate peanut? Maybe the small human did it?

Miss attitude had an answer to everything, It wasn't Ginger as she wasn't in the room and the small human is 10 years old.

Lets see what tomorrow brings, but if Mrs smart ass thinks its over, it isn't,I plan to poop in her bed. That will show her.

Goodnight friends 😴 

-Bunny 🐰🤘