R.I.P Human

Its with the great sadness......bleh ok fine the human isn't dead. 

However she's treading a very fine line of me not suffocating her whilst she sleeps.

Honestly recently she seems to have a love for really cheesy music if you follow us on Instagram you know exactly what I mean.

I bet your thinking there's nothing wrong with some old classics and there isn't, however cheeky girls is a step to far.

Its also everyday, everyday damn it. Also she dances along and sings along like she's cool.

In my little Bunny head, I've actually killed her multiple times.

Today I've had to put with this song called  macarina and along with some dance. I've tried putting her up for sale as well, yet no one will take her away.

Please please, anyone someone talk to her, or whack her I don't care.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I broke the human

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I am feeling pretty great today, I finally showed my pet human who's boss. I mean that whole insta shaming thing actually annoyed me.

So I seeked a little revenge, I carried on chewing my playhouse. The human, ignored me for a while and just sat on the sofa with a face like a slapped ass.

I was persistent tho, and carried on, I was getting quite tired, revenge is tiring.

Eventually my human got up and walked off, I was also going to suggest she dyes them roots. I don't judge, but she's going grey.

The next minute she's back with quite a large bottle of Bailey's,  hahaha I cracked her and finally made her resort to alcohol. 

Oh but wait ✋ thats not the best part. Her insta shaming back fired,  my insta friends basically congratulated me. You see my new buddies understand and get me. Oh how I love them, now what else can I nibble on???

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘