world wide domination

Oh haaayyy,

So the human finally did something right, I know its about time.

She had a painting done of me, which honestly should have been done ages ago,after all im the boss.

I also think we need stamps done of me, because I can't take over the world without a stamp ....its the law, well I think. 

The next stage is to get a throne, now where does one get a throne 🤔

Also my name is now Queen Bunny....it will catch on.

-Queen Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

The wimp

Haaaay friends,

So today has just been the human moaning about the covid jab, I mean yeah it may have stung, but honestly let it go. 

I was the one that got spayed last month and I wasn't wimpering. 

Like I'm a rabbit what does she want from me, she at one point wanted cuddles well not today Satan. 

Yes I should be kinder, but I have been subjected to awful first class cheesey music. 

I like metal music not repetitive pop music. 

You know what she should be doing is keeping busy,  like I dunno giving me treats and cleaning my poop.

Also I may have a bit her, and I was actually trying to help,  you know diverting pain from her arm. Do I get a thank you, noooooo just a look of death. 

Speaking of death, she looked like crap this morning, and went out with no make up, I mean seriously love sort it out. 

Anyways best go, I can hear the human moaning....again.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

R.I.P Human

Its with the great sadness......bleh ok fine the human isn't dead. 

However she's treading a very fine line of me not suffocating her whilst she sleeps.

Honestly recently she seems to have a love for really cheesy music if you follow us on Instagram you know exactly what I mean.

I bet your thinking there's nothing wrong with some old classics and there isn't, however cheeky girls is a step to far.

Its also everyday, everyday damn it. Also she dances along and sings along like she's cool.

In my little Bunny head, I've actually killed her multiple times.

Today I've had to put with this song called  macarina and along with some dance. I've tried putting her up for sale as well, yet no one will take her away.

Please please, anyone someone talk to her, or whack her I don't care.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

I was on a blogging ban....again

Haaayyy,

The human one banned me from blogging, apparently talking about her flatulence isn't amusing. 

Yet she can talk about me pooping, pot kettle and black spring to mind.Sometimes she even shows my poop, like why lady why.

Then I read her diary, and its seriously boring 😴 like who cares that your going grey, nobody thats who.

It doesn't stop there, she keeps playing really awful songs and singing, it's the singing that's the worse. Basically she sounds like she's being strangled. It's awful.

Now she's saying I've an attitude problem, im a freaking rabbit I don't even know what an attitude is.

Save me ..... please.

-Bunny 🐰🤘🖤

1.50am and .....

Good morning,

So its 1.50 am and my human is in a bad mood, nothing new there. Shes cranky and doesn't seem amused that we woke her.

Yet when she's sleeping, she sounds like a helicopter, honestly her snoring is loud. I nudged her earlier during the night, to say stop it. 

As I got closer to her face,I noticed she was drooling.  Such a state, I mean her hair was stuck to her face......what a hot mess.

If you ask me it was her own fault She got woken up. 

I was feeling a little peckish,  so started chomping this quite yucky hay, turns out it was my humans hair.

Now I don't want to be mean but her hair is so dry and damaged, it was easy to assume it was hay.

If I was her I would invest in hair treatment ASAP and also get them split ends sorted.

People love people, who love themselves.

Jeeze I'm not one to judge but, you can kind of see why she's single. 

If she actually stayed still I could have sorted them split ends. Yet she decided to mumble and get out of bed.

Then Ginger was destroying her bed,  ahh revenge at its greatest. I honestly think she needs to chill, I let her have at least 3 hours sleep.

Well oddly enough now I feel sleepy , now she's dealing with Ginger in the other room I have peace,  nap time .

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

dat ass

Good morning humans and furry friends.

I have been taken hostage, well hostage is a strong word. Trapped is a better word, since I've been spayed, I have to stay in the humans bedroom.

My goodness, it's a nightmare when she goes to bed.

This darn female snores, and its loud, I'm shocked the roof doesn't come off.

It doesn't end there oh no, she's a bloody sleep farter. Honestly how is it possible to sleep and bottom burp.

The worst part is, she doesn't even wake up.

She's all mardy,when I'm on her bed,but I just want the bottom trumpet to stop.

Seriously and the other day she had sprouts, let me tell you,my little eyes watered.

I have another week off this, send help.

-Bunny 🐰🖤🤘

she got me spayed....damn her

Good evening, 

I'm finally able to blog about that pesky human of mine. So she decides its time to get me spayed. 

I gave her some bunny evils, because she deserved it.

I couldn't cause any destruction for days, and let me tell you I wanted too.

Today however I felt better and got too chew, that will teach her.

My sister Ginger is like bunnies gone wild. Ginger bit the human, teehee. 

Honestly she's been chewing and biting, it's great as now she's getting into trouble. 

This human however keeps doing lives and trying to shame us, though that doughnut looks a right plonker, as me and Ginger act innocent. 

I have had days to plot my revenge and believe me I will win. Im spayed now, there's really not much she can do now. I however have a long list of antics to get up too.

I'm still annoyed she named me Bunny, really Bunny. Its like she couldn't be bothered,  I deserve a decent and epic name. 

To be continued.....

-Bunny 🐰 🖤🤘